07/05/2013

  • JOKES

    Hide and Go Seek

    Einstein, Newton, and Pascal are playing hide and go seek. It’s Einstein’s turn to count so he covers his eyes and starts counting to ten.

    Pascal runs off and hides. Newton draws a on meter by one meter square on the ground in front of Einstein then stands in the middle of it.

    Einstein reaches ten and uncovers his eyes. He sees Newton immediately and exclaims, “Newton, I found you! You’re it!”

    Newton smiles and says “You didn’t find me, you found a Newton over a square. You found Pascal!”

    Marx Tea

    Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey tea?

    Because all proper tea is theft.

    Higgs Boson Church

    Higgs Boson walks into a church and the priest says, “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.”

    The Higgs Boson replies, “But without me, how could you have mass?”

    Speeding Heisenberg

    Heisenberg was speeding down the highway. A cop pulls him over.

    He asks, “Son, do you have any idea how fast you were going back there?”

    Heisenberg replies, “No, but I knew where I was!”