07/10/2013
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JOKES
90% of statisticians agree that 90 of statistics involve numbers.
Three statisticians go deer hunting with bows and arrows; they spot a big buck and take aim.
One shoots and his arrow flies off three meters to the right.
The second shoots and his arrow flies off three meters to the left.
The third statistician jumps up and down yelling: “We got him! We got him!”
My To-Do List
The to-do list for tomorrow is so daunting that I’m putting off writing the to-do list til tomorrow, which means the first thing on tomorrow’s to-do list is writing my to-do list. I feel like there’s a tautology in there, someplace…
Duck to Chicken
A duck was standing on the curb looking across the street when a chicken yelled to him…
“Don’t do it buddy, you will never hear the end of it!”
Fairytale Evidence
Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes really can change your life!
