07/23/2013
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JOKES
Nerd Rap
People always ask why I act like those nerds,
Why I correct grammar and why I use big words.
Stupid… is officially whack.
Man you look real fly, but you can’t spell cat!
Popularity’s irrelevant; Gotta be intelligent.
Stay in the books, and you’ll be the new president.
Got an A+; they all made fun of me.
Grew up, now they’re working for my company.
L-O-L, exclamation point, send!
I’m so awesome; want to be my friend?Money = Trees
Son- Hey mom can I have $15 bucks
Mom- Does it look like money grows on trees?
Son- What is money made out of?
Mom- Paper
Son- What is paper from?
Mom- Trees.
Son- Exactly.
