11/12/2012

  • DAILY JOKES

    Jokes of the day - Snake jokes   

     

    Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ?

    Because he had his own scales !

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    Why did the viper, viper nose ?

    Because the adder, adder hankerchief !

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    Why did the viper want to become a python ?

    He got the coiling !

     

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     What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?

    Wait until he's finished.

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    What do you call a snake who works for the governement ?

    A civil serpent !

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    What do snakes have on their bath towels ?

    Hisss and Hersss !

     
     

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