11/23/2012

  • JOKES OF THE DAY

    Jokes of the day - Brother and sister Jokes   

     

    What's your father's occupation?' asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year.

    'He's a conjurer, Ma'am,' said the new boy.

    'How interesting. What's his favorite trick?'

    'He saws people in half.'

    'Gosh! now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?'

    'One half brother and two half sisters.'

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    Teacher: What's this a picture of ?

    Class: Don't know,

    Miss. Teacher: It's a kangaroo.

    Class: What's a kangaroo, miss ?

    Teacher: A kangaroo is a native of Australia.

    Smallest boy: Wow, my sister's married one of them

     

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    Mum: Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

    Boy: Because he read the label, and it said 'shake well before using.'

     

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    Sister: Mom wants you to come in and help fix dinner.

    Brother: Why? Is it broken?

     

      

    		  
     

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