11/28/2012

  • JOKES OF THE DAY

    Jokes of the day - Elephant Jokes   

     

    What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ? "Pack your trunk and clear out !"

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    What do elephants do in the evenings ?

    Watch elevision !

     

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    What do elephants say as a compliment ?

    You look elephantastic !

     

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    What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

    Russell !

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    What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?

    Anything you want as he can't hear you !

     
     

      

     
     

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