11/29/2012

  • JOKES OF THE DAY

    Jokes of the day – Construction worker Jokes   

     

    Two crew workers were talking about a job, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman fire you?”

    The second guy said, “Well, you know how the foreman is always standing around and watching others do the work. My foreman got jealous. People started thinking I was the foreman.”

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    One morning a local highway department crew reached their job-site and realized they had forgotten all their shovels.

    The crew’s foreman radioed he office and told his supervisor of the situation.

    The supervisor radioed back and said, “Don’t worry, we’ll send some shovels … just lean on each other until they arrive.” 

     

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    A carpenter walks onto a job site of a large company and hands the foreman his application.

     

    The foreman begins to scan the sheet, and notices that the applicant has been fired from every job he has ever held.

     

    “I must say,” says the foreman, “your work history is terrible- you’ve been fired from every job!”

     

    “Yes,” says the carpenter.

     

    “Well,” continues the foreman, “there’s not much positive in that.”

     

    “Hey now!” says the guy as he pokes the application. “At least I’m not a quitter!”