01/23/2013
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DAILY JOKES
Jokes of the day - Money jokes
Why is the moon like a dollar?
It has four quarters.
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Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?
Because the dimes (times) have changed.
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Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?
Because two halves make a whole (hole), and you could lose your money.
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Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?
Because he gave out bad scents (cents).
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Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ?
To see if there was any more money in the kitty !
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William: May I have some money for the man crying outside ?
Mum: What crying man ?
William: The one that's crying, 'Ice cream! Ice Cream !'
Comments (6)
@Lewis1122 - You are welcome Bro. Lewis. Bro. Doc
Cute, thanks Bro Doc
@angys_coco - thanks for coming by and reading them my friend. Bro. Doc
That was funny.
@ellie1945 - Should have Sis. Ellie, but didn't.His mistake for sure. Bro. Doc
Lol!! That little boy should have gotten credit (change) from Mom, for the man crying Ice Cream! Cute!!
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