01/30/2013

• JOKES OF THE DAY

  Jokes of the day -  Banana jokes   

   If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ?

    Slippers !

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  How do you catch King Kong?

  Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

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  How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana? She left him out in the sun too long.

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   How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

  Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana.

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  How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

  Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana.

   

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  Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas?

  They were empty.

   

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