02/25/2013

  • DAILY JOKES

     Beauty jokes   

     Fred keeps telling me that he's going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. 

    Oh, what a shame! And you've been engaged for such a long time!

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     First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think that's vanity?

    Second girl: No, it's imagination.

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    What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

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    She's so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes.

     

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