02/26/2013

  • AHA, JOKES

    Psychiatrists' Confessional

    A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them got together after to chat about the convention. One said to the other three, "People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears, but we have no one that we can go to when we have problems."

    Then one said, "Since we are all professionals, why don't we take some time right now to hear each other out?"

    The other three agreed.

    The first then confessed, "I have an uncontrollable desire to kill my patients."

    The second psychiatrist said, "I love expensive things and so I find ways to cheat my patients out of their money whenever I can so I can buy the things I want."

    The third followed with, "I'm involved with selling drugs and often get my patients to sell them for me."

    The fourth psychiatrist then confessed, "I know I'm not supposed to, but no matter how hard I try, I can't keep a secret..."
     

    Crazy Laws - Oklahoma

    Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.

    It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.

    Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus.

    Tissues are not to be found in the back of one's car.

    Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger.

    No one may spit on a sidewalk.

    Women are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.

    Cars must be tethered outside of public buildings. (Repealed)

    Anyone arrested for soliciting a prostitute must have their name and picture shown on television.

    It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle.

    Whaling is illegal.

    Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.

    In Ada OK, if you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail.

    In Hawthahorne OK, it is unlawful to put any hypnotized person in a display window.

    In Oklahoma City OK, no one may walk backwards downtown while eating a hamburger.

    In Schulter OK, women may not gamble in the nude, in lingerie, or while wearing a towel.

    In Tulsa OK, you may not open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.

    In Tulsa OK, Elephants are not to be taken into the downtown area.
     
     

    How to Catch a Kangaroo

    Ever wanted a kangaroo of your very own? This short video will show you how to nab a wild kangaroo!
     

     

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