02/26/2013

• DAILY JOJES

  LITTLE JOHNNY… GEOMETRY

  Teacher: “Little Johnny, give me a sentence using the word, ‘geometry.’” Little Johnny: “A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said, ‘Gee, I’m a tree.’”

   

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  LITTLE JOHNNY… FINDING JESUS

  A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, “Where is Jesus today?” Steven raises his hand and says, “He’s in Heaven.” Mary answers, “He’s in my heart.” Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, “He’s in our bathroom!” The surprised [...]

   

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  A LESSON IN GOVERNMENT

  A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her her students to ask their parents what the government is. When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and ask his what the government was. His dad thought for a [...]

   

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  JONNY HUMPER HARDER

  There was this little boy who had no name. One day he went outside and heard someone say Jonny. He then tells his mother his first name would be Jonny. The second day he goes outside and hears the name Humper. So, he tells his mother his middle name was going to be Humper. The [...]

   

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