02/27/2013
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JOKES
Ten Reasons Why TV Is Better Than The World-Wide Web
1. It doesn’t take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.
2. When was the last time you tuned in to “Friends” and got a “Not Found 404″ message?
3. There are fewer grating color schemes on TV–even on MTV.
4. The family never argues over which Web site to visit this evening.
5. A remote control has fewer buttons than a keyboard.
6. Even the worst TV shows never excuse themselves with an “Under Construction” sign.
7. “CSI” never slows down when a lot of people tune in.
8. You just can’t find those cool infomercials on the Web.
9. Set-top boxes don’t beep and whine when you hook up to cable.
10. You can’t surf the Web from a couch with a soda in one hand and chips in the other.
Dallas Rental Car
Another man called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas. When I pulled up the reservation, I noticed he had a 1 hour lay-over in Dallas. When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car, he said “I heard Dallas was a big airport and I need a car to drive between the gates to save time.”
Eye Laugh
Cassie was taking two of her grandsons on their very first train ride, from Dayton, Ohio, to Washington, DC.
A vendor came down the corridor selling Pop Rocks, something neither had ever seen before. Cassie bought each grandson a bag.
The first one eagerly tore open the bag and popped one into his mouth just as the train went into a tunnel. When the train emerged from the tunnel, he looked across to his brother and said: “I wouldn’t eat that if I were you.”
“Why not?” replied the curious brother “I took one bite and went blind for half a minute.”
Grounded
Brendan had spent a week visiting his family in Kentucky. His sister-in-law and seven-year-old nephew went with him when he returned to the airport. After verifying his seat number with the counter attendant, Brendan walked back to his relatives and stated that he’d have to wait an additional three hours in the airport.
“How come?,” his nephew asked.
“My plane has been grounded,” Brendan explained.
“Grounded?” the little boy said. “I didn’t know planes had parents.”
Comments (2)
LOL, those were good, thanks Bro Doc.
Lol!! I loved the the Eye Laugh and the Grounded….The Eye Laugh brings back memories…Used to love eating Rock Candy….I haven’t seen any of it around, for a long, long time now…..And I didn’t know planes had parents either, lol!!
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