03/25/2013

  • JOKES

    Both Ends

    "I'm worried about you always being at the bottom of your class," said the father to his son.

    "Don't worry Dad," he replied. "They still teach the same thing at both ends."

    Cliche Turned Back

    "I'm really too tired and unable to do my home work," the son protested to his father.

    "Now my son, hard work has never killed any one yet, at least your age."

    "Yes, but I don't want to run the risk of being the first!"

    Peer pressure

    A reporter interviewed a 104-year-old man.

    "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked.

    "No peer pressure," he replied.

    Wo Man

    An English teacher wrote this phrase on the board and asked her students to properly punctuate it:

    "Woman without her man is nothing."

    MEN WROTE: Woman, without her man, is nothing.

    WOMEN WROTE: Woman! Without her, man is nothing.
     

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