03/26/2013

  • DAILY JOKES

    GONE FISHIN’

    Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah’s wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: “Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! [...]

     

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    GOD’S DEAD DOG

    Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog, Skipper, had recently died. “You know,” Mom said, “it’s not so bad. Skipper’s probably up in Heaven right now, having a grand old time with God.” Susie stopped crying and asked, “What would God want with a dead dog?”

     

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    CLEARLY CHEATING

    A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, “I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.”

     

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    HEADPHONE HAIRCUT

    A blonde gets her haircut while wearing a pair of headphones. The hairdresser asks her to take them off, but she protests that she’ll die without them. The hairdresser sighs, and starts cutting the hair around the headphones. Soon, the blonde falls asleep, and the hairdresser removes the headphones. A few minutes later, the blonde [...]

     

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    CASKETS

    Q: What did one casket say to the sick casket? A: Is that you coughin’?

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