03/28/2013
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DAILY JOKES
What do you call one lawyer thrown off a bridge into a river? Pollution. What do you call all the lawyers thrown off a bridge? Solution.
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What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.
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“I have good news and bad news,” the defense lawyer says to his client. “What’s the bad news?” The lawyer says, “Your blood matches the DNA found at the murder scene.” “Dammit!” cries the client. “What’s the good news?” “Well,” the lawyer says, “Your cholesterol is down to 140.”
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Betty and Tim die in a car accident on the eve of their wedding. In Heaven, they ask St. Peter if they can still be married. “Well, let me find out if this is possible. Stay here and I will be right back.” Six months pass and Peter returns. “Yes, we can do this for [...]
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A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who will be the main guardian of their child. The jury asks both the man and woman for a reason why they should be the one to keep the child. So the jury asks the woman first. She says, “Well I carried this child around [...]
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Comments (1)
Lol. Have a Good Friday!
God speed, ~ Pete"But God demonstrates His own love toward us, in that while we were still sinners, Christ died for us." Romans 5:8
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