03/29/2013

  • WEEKLY JOKES

    Blonde jokes

    Two blondes were sitting on an outside bench at night. One asked the other, "What is closer, the moon or Florida?" The other replied, "Well, duh! Can you see Florida from here?"

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    One day, a blonde girl was running out to check her mail and a neighbor was watching.

    Five minutes later, she checked it again. This happened all through the day until the neighbor went outside and stopped her and asked her why she kept looking in her mail box and her reply was:

    "My computer keeps telling me I have mail!"

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    A couple of blondes were driving through Louisiana when they came to a sign that told them they were almost to Natchitoches.

    They argued all the way there about how to pronounce the name of the town.

    Finally they stopped for lunch. After getting their food, one of the blondes said to the cashier, "Can you settle an argument for us? Very slowly, tell us where we are."

    The cashier leaned over the counter and said: "Buuurrrrrr-Gerrrrrr Kiiiinnnnnggg."