03/30/2013

  • JOKES

     

    Capital Knowledge

    A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, “Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them.”

    A friend says, “OK, what’s the capital of Wisconsin?”

    The blonde replies, “Oh, that’s easy: W.”

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    Delaware Decision

    Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her USA government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about.

    Bambi pondered the question then finally said, “That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware”