07/07/2013

  • JOKES

     

    Traveling Photon

    A Photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage. The Photon replies “No I’m traveling light”

    Programmer Logic

    The programmer’s wife tells him: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.”

    The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.

    Classic Pants

    So this classics professor goes to a tailor to get his pants mended. The tailor asks: “Euripedes?” The professor replies “Yes. Eumenides?”

    Joist vs. Girder

    An Irishman goes to a building site for his first day of work, and a couple of Englishmen think, “Ah, we’ll have some fun with him!” So they walk up and say, “Hey, Paddy, as you’re new here make sure you know a joist from a girder…” “Ah, sure, I knows” says Paddy, “twas Joyce wrote Ulysses and Goethe wrote Faust.”