02/21/2013

• DAILY JOKES

  Jokes of the day - Burger Jokes   

   

  Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed?
  They saw the salad dressing!

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   Why was the burger thrown out of the Army?
  He couldn't pass mustard!

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    Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April? 

  One the opening day of the baseball season, he throws out the first meatball!

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   Why do the hamburgers beat the hot dogs at every sport they play?
  Because hot dogs are the wurst!
  

   

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