02/22/2013

• WEEKLY JOKES

  Inspiration and words of wisdom for the whiners among us:

  1. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
  2. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
  3. Does your train of thought have a caboose?
  4. Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.
  5. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
  6. Can I trade this job for what's behind door 1?
  7. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
  8. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
  9. How do I set a laser printer to stun?

  Learn how to:

  - get the IRS to subsidize any vacation you want to
    take, anywhere in the world
   
  - deduct your golf, golf balls, golf clubs, and lessons

  - properly document every deduction and make yourself
    audit-proof
   
  - structure any activity as a business and not a hobby

  - deduct most of your fun such as movies, play, and
    season tickets!

  
  Inspirational Quote

  Brick walls are there for a reason.
  They let us prove how badly we want things.
  Brick walls are there to stop other people.
  They let us show our dedication.

  - Randy Rausch,
  Last Lecture professor from Carnegie Mellon, 2008

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