03/11/2013

  • DAILY JOKES

    GOLF COURSE BLONDE

    Q: What do you call a blonde at a golf course? A: The 19th hole.

     

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    GERMAN CURRENCY

    Q: What do you call counterfeited German currency? A: Question marks.

     

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    BEAT THE CASINO

    Q: What is the only way to keep your money from the casinos in Las Vegas? A: When you get off the plane, walk into the propellers.

     

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    BROKEN CAGE

    Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell apart? A: “Cheap, cheap!”

     

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    $8 BILL

    A crook mistakenly made a counterfeit $8 bill instead of a $10 bill. He decided to try it out anyway. He went to the teller at the local bank and asked for change. The teller looked at the $8 bill and gave the crook two $4 bills as change.

     

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