03/12/2013

  • DAILY JOKES

    DICTAPHONE

    A secretary goes into her boss’ office and asks, “May I use your dictaphone?” He replies, “No. Use your finger like everyone else.”

     

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    CONSTRUCTION EAR

    A construction worker accidentally cuts off one of his ears with an electric saw. He calls out to a guy walking on the street below, “Hey, do you see my ear down there?” The guy on the street picks up an ear, “Is this it?” “No,” replies the construction worker, “mine had a pencil behind [...]

     

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    CORPORATE BOOTY CALL… ENVIRONMENT

    Let’s you and me create a hostile work environment.

     

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    DE-EVOLUTION

    At the rate law schools are turning them out, by 2050 there will be more lawyers than humans.

     

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    ALWAYS BRING THE FINGERS

    A man working with an electric saw accidentally saws off all 10 fingers. He rushes to the emergency room. The doctor says, “Give me the fingers and I’ll see what I can do.” “But I don’t have the fingers!” “Why didn’t you bring the fingers?!” asks the incredulous doctor. “Doc, I couldn’t pick them up.”

     

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