12/16/2012

  • DAILY JOKES

    Jokes of the day - Burger Jokes   

     

    Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed?
    They saw the salad dressing!

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     Why was the burger thrown out of the Army?
    He couldn't pass mustard!

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      Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April? 

    One the opening day of the baseball season, he throws out the first meatball!

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     Why do the hamburgers beat the hot dogs at every sport they play?
    Because hot dogs are the wurst!