05/27/2013

  • JOKES

    Compliment

    I hate it when you offer someone a sincere compliment about their mustache, and suddenly she is not your friend anymore…

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    the Boss

    A boss took one of his employees to show his new sports car. “That is amazing” the employee was fascinated. “That is true” replied boss “and if you set your new goals higher and work even harder I can get an even better car next year”.

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    Teeth VS Tongue

    Teeth says to tongue: if I just press a little, you’ll get cut. Tongue replies: if i misuse a single word, all 32 of you will come out.

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