Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all. O.W. Holmes, The Autocrat of the Breakfast Table. Bro. Doc
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all. O.W. Holmes, The Autocrat of the Breakfast Table. Bro. Doc
If Men Got Pregnant1. Morning sickness would rank as the nations number one health problem. 2. Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay. 3. Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained. 4. Natural childbirth would become obsolete. 5. All methods of birth control would become 100% effective. 6. Men would be eager to talk about commitment. 7. There would be a cure for stretch marks. 8. They would serve beer instead of coffee at antenatal classes. 9. Men wouldn't think twins were so cute. 10. Sons would have to come home from dates by 9 pm. |
Jesus and His Golf PartnersMoses and Jesus were in a threesome playing golf one day. Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. The ball landed in the fairway, but rolled directly toward a water hazard. Quickly Moses raised his club, the water parted and it rolled to the other side, safe and sound. Next, Jesus strolled up to the tee and hit a nice long one directly toward the same water hazard. It landed right in the centre of the pond and kind of hovered over the water. Jesus casually walked out on the pond and chipped the ball onto the green. The third guy got up and randomly whacked the ball. It headed out over the fence and into oncoming traffic on a nearby street. It bounced off a truck and hit a nearby tree. From there, it bounced onto the roof of a shack close by and rolled down into the gutter, down the drain spout, out onto the fairway and straight toward the aforementioned pond. On the way to the pond, the ball hit a stone and bounced out over the water onto a lily pad, where it rested quietly. Suddenly a very large bullfrog jumped up on a lily pad and snatched the ball into his mouth. Just then, an eagle swooped down and grabbed the frog and flew away. As they passed over the green, the frog squealed with fright and dropped the ball, which bounced right into the cup for a hole in one. Moses turned to Jesus and said, "I hate playing with your Dad." |
My JobsMy first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned, couldn't concentrate. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it, mainly because it was a so-so job. Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was too exhausting. Then I tried to be a chef -- figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme. I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard. My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy. I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience. Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn't fit in. I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income. I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining. So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job. After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it. My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind. |
Men Don't ListenA young man was driving up a steep, winding and narrow mountain road. Going round a tight corner, he notices a woman driver who is coming in the opposite direction begin to lean out of her window. As they pass each other she yells at him - "PIG!!!!" The man immediately leans out of his window and screams back at her, "WITCH!!!" Each continues on their way, and as the man rounds the next bend he crashes into a pig, right in the middle of the road... If only men would listen. |
„Cats and monkeys; monkeys and cats; all human life is there.” Henry James
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"The greater the obstacle, the more glory in overcoming it." Moliere |
“One is loved because one is loved. No reason is needed for loving..”
Paulo Coelho
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Figures won't lie, but liars will figure. Gen C. H. Grosvenor, Speech in House of Representatives. Bro. Doc
Therefore I say unto you, Take no thought for your life, what ye shall eat, or what ye shall drink; nor yet for your body, what ye shall put on. Is not the life more than meat, and the body more than rainment? Mt 6:25
While you do your best, were not your body and mind with the cares of this life. Do not spoil your religious experience by worry, but trust Yahvah to work for you and to do for you what you cannot do for yourself. the life is more than meat...
There is much needess worry, much trouble of mind, over things that cannot be helped. Yahvah would have His children put their trust fully in Him. Our Eternal is a just and righteous Yahvah; His children should acknowledge His goodness and His justice in the large and small things of life. Those who cherish the spirit of worry and complaint are refusing to recognize His guiding hand.
Needless anxiety is a foolish thing, and it hinders us from standing in a true position before Yahvah. When the Holy Ghost comes into the soul, there will be no desirfe to complain and murmur because we do not have everything we want. Rather, we will thank Yahvah from a full heart for the blessings that we have...
There is one blessing that all may have who seek for it in the right way. It is the Holy Ghost of Yahvah, and this is a blessing that brings all other blessings in its train. If we will come to Yahvah as little children, asking for His unmerited favor and power and salvation, not for our own uplifting, but that we may bring blessing to those around us, our petitions will not be denied. then let us study the Word of Yahvah that we may know how to take hold of His promises and claim them as our own. Then we shall be happy...
Messiah came to earth and gave His life that we might have eternal Salvation. He wants to encircle each of us with the atmosphere of eden, that we may give to the world an example that will honor the religion of Messiah...In this life we are to be controlled by the spirit that rules in the heavenly courts. Righteousness and truth are to go before us. And the majesty of Yahvah will be the reward of all who serve Him acceptably. They obtain Messiah's righteousness.
PRAYER: YAHVAH WE COME BEFORE YOU, ASKING YOU TO HELP US TO NOT WORRY ABOUT THINGS WE HAVE NO CONTROL OVER. WE CAN'T CHANGE THINGS, SO WHY ARE WORRYING ABOUT IT? WE ASK THAT YOU WILL BE WITH US AND HELP US TO BE OVERCOMERS OF WORRY AND OTHER THINGS THAT HINDER US AND CAUSE US TO SIN. THANK YOU FOR LOVING US AND KEEPING US IN YOUR CARE. Bro. Doch
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"The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax." Albert Einstein |
“I think we have all experienced passion that is not in any sense reasonable.”
Stephen Fry
Starbucks has made no secret about their SUPPORT FOR GAY RIGHTS. A year ago, Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz ANNOUNCED THAT THE COMPANY WAS SUPPORTING THE PRO SAME-SEX MARRIAGE BILL BEING PUSHED IN THE STATE OF WASHINGTON. He even told Tom Strohbar, a Starbucks shareholder and founder of The Corporate Morality Action Center: "WE BELIEVE IT'S DEFENSIBLE-BUT WE'RE NOT REACHING THAT DECISION TO IN ANY WAY OFFEND YOU OR ANYONE ELSE. AND I WOULD SAY CANDIDLY, SINCE WE HAVE MADE THAT DECISION THERE HAS NOT BEEN ANY DILUTION WHATSOEVER IN OUR BUSINESS.'
Last week Starbucks held its annual shareholder's meeting and shareholder Tom Strohbar was in attendance. NOTING THAT A RECENT BOYCOTT LAUNCHED AGAINST STARBUCKS BY THE NATIONAL ORGANIZATION FOR MARRIAGE HAS RESULTED IN A SIGNIFICANT DECREASE IN SALES, Strohbar asked Shultz:
"In the first full quarter after this boycott was announced, our sales and our earnings, shall we say politely, were a bit disappointing."
Aware of Strohbar's Christian views on marriage and his opposition to the company's stand on same sex marriage Schultz replied:
"IF YOU FEEL, RESPECTFULLY, THAT YOU CAN GET A HIGHER RETURN THAN THE 38% YOU GOT LAST YEAR, IT'S A FREE COUNTRY. YOU CAN SELL YOUR SHARES IN STARBUCKS AND BUY SHARES IN ANOTHER COMPANY. THANK YOU VERY MUCH."
Many have taken Schultz's response to mean that anyone who doesn't agree with Starbucks methods, including their stance for same sex marriage can sell their stock and support another company they like even better. Basically, SCHULTZ DOESN'T CARE ABOUT CHRISTIANS OR THEIR MONEY, REGARDLESS OF HOW MUCH IT COULD HURT THE COMPANY'S BUSINESS.
I know of several people who stopped buying Starbucks coffee or other products last year. One person in particular consumed as much Starbucks coffee as Abby on NCIS consumes Caf-Pow. Once Schultz announced the compnay's support of sexual perverse life-style, she stopped main-lining their coffee. That probably cost the local Starbucks a small fortune in revenue.
But why hasn't the mainstream media picked up on this story like they did when Chick-fil-A President Dan Cathy announced that they supported traditional marriage between one man and one woman? The liberal media attacked Cathy like a school of piranhas on a wounded cow. Yet the same media ignores Schultz's statement to sell your shares of the company stock and take your business elsewhere.
When I was younger, and TV was still black/white, you had to physical get up and go to the TV to change the channel or adjust the volume. It was then that most of the news reported was news. Today. they no longer report news, rather they twist the news to support their agendas. Bias has become the norm and truth has been replaced by contorted lies. The difference between Chck-fil-A and Starbucks is proof of the biased agenda of today media.
IN LIEU OF WHAT STARBUCKS CEO HOWARD SCHULTZ SAID, I URGE EVERY CHRISTIAN WHO OWN STARBUCKS STOCK TO SELL IT, AND TO STOP DRINKING THEIR COFFEE. TAKE YOUR BUSINESS ELSEWHERE, PREFERABLY TO ONE THAT SUPPORTS BIBLICAL DEFINITION OF MARRIAGE. IF EVERY CHRISTIAN IN AMERICA STOPPED GIVING STARBUCKS THEIR BUSINESS THE COMPANY WOULD SOON FIND THEMSELVES IN DIRE STRAITS FINANCIALLY. They would be forced to rethink their stand on marriage or go out of business. Either one would be a win for Christians who stand for marriage between one man and one woman. Christian News.
My comments are this. We as Religious people SHOULD NOT BE SUPPORT A COMPANY THAT SUPPORT QUEERS. If we do and still will after reading this article, I believe when we stand before the Judgment Seat, we will beheld accountable for this. Bro. Doc
Shirley's MakeoverA woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart attack and was taken to Cedars Sinai hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near-death experience. She saw God and asked, "Is this it?" God said, "No, you have another 30 to 40 years to live." Upon her recovery, she decided to stay in the hospital and have collagen shots, cheek implants, a face lift, liposuction and breast augmentation. She even had someone dye her hair. She figured since she had another 30 to 40 years, she might as well make the most of it. She walked out of Cedars Sinai lobby after the last operation and was killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital. She arrived in front of God and said, "I thought you said I had another 30 to 40 years?" God replied, "Shirley! I didn't recognize you!" |
Knock Knock! Who's There?Dot. Dot who? Dots for me to know, and you to find out. |
Neighbors in MontanaA sucessful business man became disenchanted with the stress of the fast life in the big city and decides to chuck it all. He takes his savings and purchases a large ranch in the middle of nowhere in Montana. After a couple of months of enjoying the solitude he hears the drumming of hoofbeats outside his cabin. Grabbing his rifle he challenges the man riding up on the horse. "Hold it neighbor" the man says, " I'm your neighbor, I have a ranch only six miles from here, and I want to invite you to a Welcome Party I'm throwing for you next Saturday. There's going to be music, dancing, hugging, kissing, drinking, fighting.... We'll have a great time". Not wanting to be unneighborly the new rancher lowers the rifle and ask's " How should I dress?" " Aw, don't matter" replied the neighbor, " Only gonna be the two of us |
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